Your time is yours again
And suddenly...
you've got all this fucking freedom…
And you're thinking:
I want fun!
I want to travel!
I want to try the random class!
I want to go somewhere on a Tuesday because...
why the fuck not?
Here is the thing we don’t realise:
You can have a house.
A career.
Money.
A perfectly good life.
And still realise:
“I am bored as fuck.”
And somewhere underneath it... you can feel there's more. The magic, the meaning, the life your soul keeps whispering about.
Three women.
One room.
And me.
Women in the same weird, wonderful, slightly WTF stage of life.
The kids and the spouse aren't running the calendar anymore.
So what are WE going to do with it?
We're going to talk about the things you're actually thinking about.
What you want.
Where you want to go.
What you want to try.
Who you want to meet.
What's exciting you.
What's making you think:
“I really fucking want to do that.”
And then we're going to do something very important.
We're going to make sure you don't disappear back onto the couch after the call.

It's not:
“Hi ladies, how was your week?”
Then 90 minutes later...
“See you next week.”
Nope.
We find the thing.
We say it out loud.
We get curious.
We challenge each other.
We make plans.
We celebrate the weird shit.
We encourage the bold shit.
And we create a room where saying:
“I want to move to another country.”
or
“I want to travel alone.”
or
“I want to start a business.”
or
“I want to learn to salsa.”
doesn't get you:
“Are you sure that's sensible?”
It gets you:
“FUCK YES. Tell us more.”

Your kids or spouse are no longer living with you full-time.
Your world has changed.
You want more people in it.
You're ready to meet women who are also asking:
“What's next for me?”
You don't want another online course.
You want actual humans.
You want conversation.
You want laughter.
You want to deepen your spiritual side.
You want to manifest your next chapter, trust the signs, and finally be in a room where the woo is celebrated, not whispered about.
You want someone to know what you're talking about when you say:
“It's fucking weird having this much freedom.”

One 90-minute call each week
A tiny group.
Three women.
Me.
Real conversations.
Real life.
Real decisions.
Real ideas.
And we bring in the woowoo too.
Every week we manifest together, work with your human design, clear the blocks and read the energy of what's unfolding for each of you.
A room where you don't have to explain why this particular stage of life feels fucking strange.
You'll get weekly manifestation, your human design brought to life, and a circle of women calling in their boldest lives right beside you.
Three women.
Ninety minutes.
One fucking good room.
$555 per month
(price goes up Jan 2027)

I've had some incredible friendships in my life.
And I also know what it's like to realise:
“I want more people in my life.”
Not because something is wrong with me.
Because life changes.
The people who were once automatically around you aren't automatically around you anymore.
So...
we build again.
This is what I'm building too.
And I think it could be fucking fun to do it together.
Xoxo Megan
FAQ's
No. This is a coaching and connection experience. If you need therapeutic support, that is a different kind of relationship.
Three women plus Megan.
Monthly, with weekly 90-minute group calls.
You can e-mail me at megan@megancleland.com
You will get out what you put in. The universe responds through energy, so if you put the energy in and give these offers your all then the universe has no choice but to respond back in the same way.
These offers require your commitment, diligence and determination to gain the results to manifest your desires.
Due to the digital nature of these products, all sales are final.
No refunds.
Welcome.
You're here because something in you said "it's time." Good. That's the bravest bit.
This is how we work together: what this is, and what I need from you.
Read it thoroughly. When you buy and show up, you're saying yes to all of it.
With BIG fucking love,
Megan Cleland
New Earth Utopia (Pty) Ltd
Every Lit As Fuck experience, the One Session, the VIP Month and the Cohort, is for women who are ready to do something about it.
Not dabble. Not dip a toe. All in.
We look at what's been holding you back. The old beliefs, the "shoulds", the stuff you keep putting off.
We look at what's happened, what's happening now, and we clear what's in the way.
We also use human design to get to how you're actually wired. What lights you up, how you make decisions, and where you've been forcing yourself into a mould that was never yours. Then we use that to make choices that feel like you.
Expect to think differently, trust your gut more, and build little habits that get your mind, body and soul on the same team.
Real change needs real effort. That looks like:
Einstein said doing the same thing every day and expecting a different result is insanity. If you want a new life, you have to try new things.
Between sessions, eat real food, drink water, get your rest, get outside, and be patient with yourself while things shift.
It's completely normal to feel things change, physically, emotionally and energetically. That's not a problem. That's progress.
It's never a straight line. Progress, not perfect.
Take messy action. Try the thing. Fall over, get up, keep going.
You're safe here to do all of it.
Every Lit As Fuck experience is small and personal on purpose. What's said here stays here.
To keep it safe and fun for everyone:
I'm not a licensed mental health professional, dietitian, financial planner or medical practitioner.
The Lit As Fuck experiences (One Session, VIP Month and Cohort) are coaching, education and conversation. Nothing here is medical, psychological, financial or legal advice.
If you need that kind of help, please see the right professional.
By joining in, you take full responsibility for your decisions and your wellbeing.
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Last updated: May 2026
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