Lit As F*ck Cheat Code Cohort Experience

This is where you

get off on life again

with women who get it.

Your time is yours again

And suddenly...

you've got all this fucking freedom…

And you're thinking:

I want fun!

I want to travel!

I want to try the random class!

I want to go somewhere on a Tuesday because...

why the fuck not?

Here is the thing we don’t realise:

You can have a house.

A career.

Money.

A perfectly good life.

And still realise:

“I am bored as fuck.”

And somewhere underneath it... you can feel there's more. The magic, the meaning, the life your soul keeps whispering about.

This is the Lit As F*ck Crew.

Three women.

One room.

And me.

Women in the same weird, wonderful, slightly WTF stage of life.

The kids and the spouse aren't running the calendar anymore.

So what are WE going to do with it?

We're going to talk about the things you're actually thinking about.

What you want.

Where you want to go.

What you want to try.

Who you want to meet.

What's exciting you.

What's making you think:

“I really fucking want to do that.”

And then we're going to do something very important.

We're going to make sure you don't disappear back onto the couch after the call.

Testimonial Courtney Weidner

Because this is not
just a talking group.

It's not:

“Hi ladies, how was your week?”

Then 90 minutes later...

“See you next week.”

Nope.

We find the thing.

We say it out loud.

We get curious.

We challenge each other.

We make plans.

We celebrate the weird shit.

We encourage the bold shit.

And we create a room where saying:

“I want to move to another country.”

or

“I want to travel alone.”

or

“I want to start a business.”

or

“I want to learn to salsa.”

doesn't get you:

“Are you sure that's sensible?”

It gets you:

“FUCK YES. Tell us more.”

Testimonial Emily Galindo

This is for you if...

Your kids or spouse are no longer living with you full-time.

Your world has changed.

You want more people in it.

You're ready to meet women who are also asking:

“What's next for me?”

You don't want another online course.

You want actual humans.

You want conversation.

You want laughter.

You want to deepen your spiritual side.

You want to manifest your next chapter, trust the signs, and finally be in a room where the woo is celebrated, not whispered about.

You want someone to know what you're talking about when you say:

“It's fucking weird having this much freedom.”

Testimonial Heather Schmidt

What happens inside

One 90-minute call each week

A tiny group.

Three women.

Me.

Real conversations.

Real life.

Real decisions.

Real ideas.

And we bring in the woowoo too.

Every week we manifest together, work with your human design, clear the blocks and read the energy of what's unfolding for each of you.

A room where you don't have to explain why this particular stage of life feels fucking strange.

You'll get weekly manifestation, your human design brought to life, and a circle of women calling in their boldest lives right beside you.

Three women.

Ninety minutes.

One fucking good room.

$555 per month

(price goes up Jan 2027)

Testimonial Lori Parish

A note from me

I've had some incredible friendships in my life.

And I also know what it's like to realise:

“I want more people in my life.”

Not because something is wrong with me.

Because life changes.

The people who were once automatically around you aren't automatically around you anymore.

So...

we build again.

This is what I'm building too.

And I think it could be fucking fun to do it together.

Xoxo Megan

FAQ's

Is this therapy?

No. This is a coaching and connection experience. If you need therapeutic support, that is a different kind of relationship.

How many women are in the group?

Three women plus Megan.

How long does it run?

Monthly, with weekly 90-minute group calls.

How can I get in touch with Megan?

You can e-mail me at megan@megancleland.com

Will this work for me?

You will get out what you put in. The universe responds through energy, so if you put the energy in and give these offers your all then the universe has no choice but to respond back in the same way.

These offers require your commitment, diligence and determination to gain the results to manifest your desires.

What is your refund policy?

Due to the digital nature of these products, all sales are final.

No refunds.

What is the Coaching Agreement & Terms And Conditions?
COACHING AGREEMENT

Welcome.

You're here because something in you said "it's time." Good. That's the bravest bit.

This is how we work together: what this is, and what I need from you.

Read it thoroughly. When you buy and show up, you're saying yes to all of it.

With BIG fucking love,
Megan Cleland
New Earth Utopia (Pty) Ltd

1. What this is

Every Lit As Fuck experience, the One Session, the VIP Month and the Cohort, is for women who are ready to do something about it.

Not dabble. Not dip a toe. All in.

We look at what's been holding you back. The old beliefs, the "shoulds", the stuff you keep putting off.

We look at what's happened, what's happening now, and we clear what's in the way.

We also use human design to get to how you're actually wired. What lights you up, how you make decisions, and where you've been forcing yourself into a mould that was never yours. Then we use that to make choices that feel like you.

Expect to think differently, trust your gut more, and build little habits that get your mind, body and soul on the same team.

2. What I need from you

Real change needs real effort. That looks like:

  • Show up. To the calls, to the sessions, and to yourself.
  • Do the bits we agree on between sessions.
  • Be honest. With yourself, with me, and with the other women if you're in a group.
  • Get a bit uncomfortable. The good stuff lives just outside your comfort zone.

Einstein said doing the same thing every day and expecting a different result is insanity. If you want a new life, you have to try new things.

3. Look after yourself

Between sessions, eat real food, drink water, get your rest, get outside, and be patient with yourself while things shift.

It's completely normal to feel things change, physically, emotionally and energetically. That's not a problem. That's progress.

4. Be imperfect

It's never a straight line. Progress, not perfect.

Take messy action. Try the thing. Fall over, get up, keep going.

You're safe here to do all of it.

5. Our private space

Every Lit As Fuck experience is small and personal on purpose. What's said here stays here.

To keep it safe and fun for everyone:

  • Be on time. We start when we say we start.
  • Find somewhere quiet and private. Be camera-ready and actually be there.
  • No multitasking. No half-presence.
  • Keep what's shared confidential. Always.
  • Show up for each other. Your energy matters.
  • If something feels unsafe or triggers you, tell me, during or after the call, so we can sort it out. It's on you to speak up, and I'll always listen.

6. The serious bit (because I have to)

I'm not a licensed mental health professional, dietitian, financial planner or medical practitioner.

The Lit As Fuck experiences (One Session, VIP Month and Cohort) are coaching, education and conversation. Nothing here is medical, psychological, financial or legal advice.

If you need that kind of help, please see the right professional.

By joining in, you take full responsibility for your decisions and your wellbeing.

TERMS & CONDITIONS OF SERVICE

New Earth Utopia (Pty) Ltd | Megan Cleland | South Africa

1. Agreement & acceptance

By purchasing and participating in any program, course, once-off service, challenge, workshop, masterclass, VIP service, or cohort experience (collectively, “the Service”) offered by Megan Cleland trading as New Earth Utopia (Pty) Ltd (“the Company”), you (“the Client”) irrevocably agree to be bound by these Terms & Conditions.

Completing payment constitutes a binding contract between you and the Company. You acknowledge that you have read, understood, and accept all terms herein. The Company reserves the right to amend these terms at any time and will notify you of material changes.

2. Membership, cancellation & 30-day notice period

The following cancellation terms apply to all ongoing membership or subscription-based participation:

  • A minimum of 30 days’ written notice is required to cancel your membership before your next debit order. Notice must be submitted to the Company in writing via email.
  • Your membership will remain active and payment will continue to be collected during the 30-day notice period.
  • Access to all program materials, community, and live calls will continue through the end of your notice period.
  • Following the notice period, access to course materials and community will be revoked.

You may opt out of your membership at any time, subject to the 30-day notice requirement above.

3. Payment

By completing payment, the Client authorises the Company to charge the credit or debit card provided, or to debit your bank account, as payment for participation in the Service.

  • Payment plans are administered through Paystack, PayPal, or Payfast and will be processed automatically as scheduled.
  • All pricing is subject to exchange rate fluctuations between the US Dollar (USD) and South African Rand (ZAR). Should the value of the USD fall below R16.30, the Company reserves the right to adjust subscription pricing. Clients will be notified and may accept the new pricing or cancel with the required 30-day notice.

4. Refund policy

All sales are final. This Service operates under a strict no-refund policy.

In the event of unforeseen circumstances such as serious illness or death, an application may be made to defer participation. Supporting documentation (e.g., a medical certificate or death certificate) may be required. Approval is at the Company’s sole discretion.

5. Sessions & group access

1:1 Sessions (where applicable):

  • A minimum of 48 hours’ notice is required to reschedule or cancel a 1:1 session.
  • Failure to provide adequate notice will result in forfeiture of that session.
  • A maximum of one reschedule is permitted per session.

Group Cohort Calls:

  • Weekly calls are held at the day and time confirmed for your group.
  • The schedule is subject to change. The Company will provide advance notice wherever possible, but this is not guaranteed.
  • The Company takes scheduled breaks throughout the year: a three-week break in December/January. Any other will be communicated in a timely manner. These are subject to change.

6. Privacy & confidentiality (POPI Act)

New Earth Utopia (Pty) Ltd complies with the Protection of Personal Information Act (POPIA) of South Africa and is committed to protecting your privacy.

  • By participating in video calls, workshops, or online platforms, you agree that sessions may be recorded and shared with cohort participant,, including your contributions.
  • Your email address and participation within group settings may be visible to other participants.
  • If you do not wish to be recorded or identifiable, please refrain from active participation in those instances.
  • Your purchase constitutes consent to receive future marketing emails and updates from the Company. You may opt out at any time.

Confidentiality within the cohort is a two-way responsibility. The Company will uphold strict confidentiality regarding individual client information. However, within a group setting, the Company cannot guarantee anonymity. All participants are expected to honour what is shared in the container.

  • All materials and content provided by the Company are its proprietary intellectual property.
  • You may not reproduce, distribute, or sell any Company materials without express written permission.
  • Screenshots of wins, testimonials, or feedback may be shared publicly for promotional purposes, with your name and identifying details removed.

7. Termination

The Company is committed to fostering a positive, safe, and respectful experience for all participants. The Company reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to terminate a Client’s participation without refund in the following circumstances:

  • Disruptive, disrespectful, or harmful behaviour within the group or toward the Company or its staff.
  • Consistent non-participation or failure to engage with the program as agreed.
  • Any breach of confidentiality or intellectual property protections outlined herein.

The Company also reserves the right to substitute coaches, trainers, or facilitators, or to amend dates, at its discretion.

Every effort will be made to maintain consistency; however, the Company cannot be held liable for matters beyond its reasonable control.

8. Personal responsibility & disclaimer

You are a powerful person making a powerful choice.

The Company has made every effort to represent the Service accurately. Individual results will vary based on your background, commitment, effort, and personal circumstances.

By participating, you acknowledge:

  • No financial returns are guaranteed. Any income figures referenced are illustrative only.
  • The Company’s facilitators are not licensed mental health professionals, financial advisors, dietitians, or legal practitioners.
  • You take full responsibility for your decisions, actions, and results.
  • You are solely responsible for seeking appropriate professional advice for medical, legal, financial, or mental health matters.

9. Indemnification

The Client shall defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Company and its officers, directors, employees, agents, and affiliates from and against any and all claims, damages, costs, liabilities, and expenses arising from:

  • The Client’s reliance on any advice, recommendations, or information provided under this Agreement.
  • Any matter connected to the Client’s participation in the Service.

10. Applicable law

This Agreement is governed by the laws of the Republic of South Africa. Any disputes arising under this Agreement shall be subject to the jurisdiction of the South African courts.

Should any provision of this Agreement be found invalid or unenforceable, the remainder of the Agreement shall remain in full force and effect.

11. Acknowledgement & acceptance

By completing your purchase, you confirm that:

  • You have read, understood, and agree to all terms in this Coaching Agreement and Terms & Conditions.
  • You accept full responsibility for your participation, decisions, and outcomes.
  • You understand this is a legally binding agreement between yourself and New Earth Utopia (Pty) Ltd.

These Terms & Conditions and the Coaching Agreement are subject to change at any time. The most current version will always be made available to active participants.

Last updated: May 2026

— New Earth Utopia (Pty) Ltd —
Megan Cleland | South Africa